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Trophy Girls took 2nd place this season.
--------- Bible to be redone in limericks -----------
EDINBURGH, Scotland -
The Bible is being rewritten in limericks by an Anglican priest in Scotland. The
new rhyming Bible will be published next month, the Scotsman reported Thursday.
"I believe that all poetry that is pure, primitive or profound is a gift to
us so that we may receive enjoyment, encouragement and a deeper experience of
God," said Biblical poet Peter Wallis, who serves the West Sussex villages
of Yapton, Ford and Clymping. Wallis will introduce his new limerick version of
the Holy Book during the Christian Resources Exhibition, which opens Oct. 13 at
the Royal Highland Centre.
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editor's note: Wow!
Found Nemo
"Here's your sign."
Actual Answers on a California Drivers Test
What not to do on a VIDEO-conference call!
http://www.stuffonmycat.com(Can't make stuff like this up.)
STRANGE DEFINITIONS
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now
grows in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are
dead.
COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.
Letter from my nephew (in college, believe it or not)
Nephew:
i was the 7500th visitor to your site, i just thought that was interesting.
My response:
Congratulations! You're lucky visitor 7500! You have
won the chance to click on banner ads for the next
week.! ;)
His Response:
oh, wow, i wasn't expecting this. i really don't know what to say. first off i'd like to thank my mom and family for
their support and of course my fellow web surfers, i couldn't have done this without you. last but not least Microsoft and HP for providing me with the wonderful software and hardware to
perform this amazing feat of web surfing, mouse clicking greatness. Thank you.
OMG, it runs in the family, generation after generation of children obviously dropped on thier heads as babies
 | 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. |
| 2. They rarely listen to you. |
| 3. They're totally unpredictable. |
| 4. They whine when they are not happy. |
| 5. When you want to play they want to be left alone. |
| 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. |
| 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. |
| 8. They're moody. |
| 9. They leave their hair everywhere. |
| 10.They drive you nuts. Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats. |
